- Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table.
- Use instead of sand bags during El Nino.
- Send to U.S. Air Force, let troops drop them.
- Use as railroad ties.
- Use as speed bumps to foil the neighborhood drag racers.
- Collect ten and use them as bowling pins.
- Use instead of cement shoes.
- Save for next summer’s garage sale.
- Use slices in next skeet-shooting competition.
- Two words pin cushion.
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