Joke: I went into a pet shop…

I went into a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?”

I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.”


What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.


What does a pepper do when it’s angry?

It gets jalapeño face!


What’s a foot long and slippery?

A slipper.