A man decided to open his own medical clinic. He put out an advertisement, “I can cure any illness for $500. If I can’t, I’ll give you back $1000.”
A doctor saw the advertisement and decided to try and earn a little extra money.
He went in and said, “hello, I’ve lost my sense of taste.”
The man said, “Nurse, bring packet 22 with the syrup and give it to the patient.”
The doctor took a sip and said, “eeuw, this is petrol.”
“Congratulations,” came the reply. “You have regained your sense of taste. That’ll be $500 please.”
The doctor was angry, but he soon returned. “hello, I’ve lost my memory.”
The man said, “Nurse, bring packet 22 with the syrup and give it to the patient.”
“But that’s petrol,” objected the doctor.
“Congratulations. You have regained your memory. That’ll be $500 please.”
After a couple of days, the doctor decided to go and try to get his own back.
“Hello, I’ve gone blind.”
“I’m very sorry, but we can’t help you with that. Here is your $1000.”
“But there’s only $500 here!” he objected.
“Congratulations. You have regained your sight. That’ll be $500 please.”
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