Neighbourly Conduct

Conceptual composition of somebody writing a letter, view from the position of head.

Conceptual composition of somebody writing a letter, view from the position of head.

Dear Charlie,

We’ve been neighbours for six tumultuous years.

When you borrowed my lawnmower, you eventually returned it – in pieces.

When I was sick, you blasted your stereo at full noise.

And when your dog ‘decorated’ my lawn, you laughed.

I could go on, but I’m not one to hold grudges.

So I am writing this letter to tell you that your house is on fire.

Cordially, Harry