Humour

Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

My wife accused me of being immature.

A man was brought to Mercy Hospital and taken in for coronary surgery.

An atheist was walking through the woods.

Once, there was an elderly man and his wife who had lived a long and happy life together.

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill.

Why did the golfer bring two pair of pants?

How do rabbits travel?

Why do hummingbirds hum?

What did one plate say to the other?