Bumper Stickers

Some great stickers

  • All men are idiots, and I married their King.
  • So many stupid people… so few comets.
  • Your kid may be an honorrs student, but you're still an idiot.
  • Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
  • I Brake for no apparent reason.
  • Learn from your parents' mistakes — use birth control.
  • Forget about World Peace…Visualize using your turn signal.
  • Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
  • It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
  • Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
  • Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
  • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  • The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
  • Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
  • I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
  • Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
  • If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
  • Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
  • Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
  • Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
  • OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
  • Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.
  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
  • Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
  • It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
  • According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
  • Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
  • We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
  • Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  • Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
  • Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…
  • There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.