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Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things.

One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."

The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!"

The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"

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by grah025 4th July 2011 We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'Seniors' Special' was 2 eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $4.99. 'Sounds good ,' my wife said..' but I don't want the eggs.' Then , I'll have to charge you $6.49 because you're ordering a - la - carte,' the waitress advised her. 'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously. 'YES!' stated the waitress. 'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.. 'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked. 'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake!!!
by father 4th July 2011 sounds like a old mate of mine hes going on 95
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