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Judi was startled to see the nonchalant way Jon was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another man.
"You said you love her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn't knock the guy down?"
"I'm waiting," Jon said.
"Waiting for what?" asked Judi.
"Waiting to catch her with a smaller fellow."
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by barr012
6th July 2011
PLAY YOUR AGE
A woman is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated,she cries, "What horrible luck! what in the world should I do now?" A gentleman next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly suggests, "I don't know.......Why don't you play your age?" He walks away. Moments later, he is intrigued to hear a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won! Rushing back to the the table and pushing his way through the crowd, he is stunned to see the lady lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her. He asks,"What happened? is she alright?" The operator replies, "I don't know, buddy....She put all her money on 24. When 36 came up, she fainted!"
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