In Eleven Minutes

A policeman is doing his usual rounds just before midnight when he passes a parking lot and notices a couple inside a parked car.

A policeman is doing his usual rounds just before midnight when he passes a parking lot and notices a couple inside a parked car.

He stops to investigate and sees a man in the driver's seat and a young lady sitting in the back seat, quietly reading a magazine. The officer knocks on the driver's window and asks what's going on. "Listening to music," the guy says.

Pointing to the young lady in the backseat, the officer asks, "And what's she doing?".

"Reading a magazine, of course."

"How old are you?" asks the offiicer.

"I'm 23."

"And how old is she?".

The guy looks at his watch and says, 'Well, in 11 minutes she'll be 18"