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Member since 28 Mar 2007
Member from Richmond
Think I'll have another go
to show you that I really know
how to rhyme
most of the time
so what do you think of the flow?
Member since 01 Mar 2010
Member from Opotiki
Hey you're doin' pretty good there Jude
Amazin' what one can do when in the mood
Some nights I find my rhyming just won't flow
But its still good to just come & give it a go
If its not flowing I'll just go & nibble on some food
Member since 29 Feb 2008
Member from Christchurch CBD
crikey! yer sitting up nights a'rhyminwhen yer clock's midnight a'chiminan nibblin on food is a tad rudewhen its into bed, ya should be a'climbin
Member since 07 Nov 2008
Member from Tokoroa
Midnight oil I quite often burnElse I'm likely to just toss and turnCan't sleep too earlyThat makes me surlyFor shut-eye I lie there and yearn.
Member since 05 Jan 2008
Member from Stoke
Feijoas are so hard to beat
They're juicy but not very sweet
They're plump and quite round
And fall on the ground
And that's when they're ready to eat
Persimmons are also quite nice
They taste good in salads (just slice)
They've such a great flavour
So why don't you savour
You can munch them, or just shred or dice...
Member since 13 May 2008
Member from Dargaville
To eat kiwifruit's quite idioticif they're dosed up with antibiotic.Try an apple insteadand you'll be well fedthings might turn out rather erotic.Well... remember how Eve tempted Adam?That girl must've been quite a madam!And it worked, never fearthat's why we are here.So I guess that we all should be glad, mmm?
Oiy the tomato is the apple of lovewhen yous wanna grapple and puffthen on direction to cover inspection grab yerself a leaf from the Maple above
Well I don't want to grapple and puff
At my age that would be too much.
But I'd take it quite gently
ensconsed in a Bentley
with a lover so tender -- not rough.
My favourite fruit is a peach
At home or on trips to the beach
The juice is so sweet
That two I could eat
Come with me and we'll have one each.
Member since 06 Nov 2008
Member from Auckland
Kuranui that oil I too burnSo often past mid-night, and yearnFor the bliss of some sleepAs the long hours creepon to morning with each toss and turnLong nights seeking sleep I know wellThe battle to find it is hellThe longer you takeThe more wide awake'Til you just want to get up and yell.As for food - Just how safe is an apple?We know not in what way they dappleFor what do they spray?Or inject in some way?It's with questions like this we must grapple.For there isn't a food we can sayIs sure to be safe in a waySo that means - no foodOr sleep - Then I'm screwedI might as well call it a day!
Tis, it is sadly so true
Our fruit can be one poisoned stew
With steroid in meat
Everything that we eat
Has GM or odd genes all through
Oiy Ocker an' just whats wrong with food
Have never thought of eatin' it as rude
hey the time was only eleven-thirteen
an' at that time I am often here to be seen
cos I'm a night owl...thought ya' knew that dude???
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