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Member since 29 Feb 2008
Member from Christchurch CBD
just havin a yarn with me mate in Aussieits so hot hes still layin around in his cossiean because its so hot he went an fergotto slap on repellant , so he got hisself bit by a mozzie
Member since 05 Jan 2008
Member from Stoke
Oi Ocker, are you going to shout?
Your 10,000th posting's soon out!
You could buy us a wine
Or a beer would be fine!
But a whiskey would give me the gout!!!
Member since 13 May 2008
Member from Dargaville
Hell Ocker, almost 10,000 postings!
That surely deserves several toastings.
Puts us women to shame
so we must raise our game
or we'll have to put up with your boastings.
And Ocker, please make mine a rum
'twould be lovely and warm in my tum.
I'd get rather frisky
if I had a whisky
and it could make my brain a bit numb.
crikey 10,000 postins , when did I get time
surely they couldn't've all, bin mine
a miss virus in me computer?
who dont like us, I'll shoot her
cos not all the limericks rhyme in Strine
Member since 03 Nov 2006
Member from Tokoroa
So Ocker your posts are nearing a thousand
We kiwis should give you a hand
But why should we mate
The rhyming's not great
And the language is all rather bland.
Member since 07 Nov 2008
Ten thousand postings...well done
Thinking of all those could stun
I don't think I'll ever
Match your endeavour
But limerick writing is fun.
Member since 28 Mar 2007
Member from Richmond
Dodgits posting was not kind to our Ocker
I thought it was rather a shocker
It sounded quite rude
praps he's in a bad mood
Member since 01 Mar 2010
Member from Opotiki
Hey Janda welcome back
hope you've had time to unpack
takes a wee while to unwind
hope the jetlags left you still in sound mind
and that it hasn't given you much flack!
I had a good time over there
But it wasn't too good in the air
Didn't sleep (very trying)
There were small children crying
But it's just something one has to bear!
(for jude39) #7207
Hey Jude , your Lim'ricks are fine
It's good you've decided to rhyme
But they're five lines, not four
So please think up one more
To rhyme with the very first line!
crikey the esteemed member from Tokoroa
should be gettin John Key on the blower
he would make a good Pollie
cos he's a bit of a Wally
wonder if he's married to Parata, or just know her
Member since 06 Mar 2011
Member from Whangarei
Ten thousand Ocker - well done
You busy son of a gun
Your rhymes are superb
Noun, pronoun and verb
(And your paintings are second to none)
Thanks for advice Janda, but when I posted on the limericks last year our limericks were finished off by others and we didnt have to write the whole rhyme ourselves - think that made it more interesting. Ok either way tho.
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