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Member since 07 Nov 2008
Member from Tokoroa
Janda I'm real sorry to hear
That it's raining so much over there
When done with your roam
And you've returned home
I hope that our weather's still fair.
Member since 29 Feb 2008
Member from Christchurch CBD
crikey, yous sheilas goin on about yer hair cuts
when not done right ,it must drive ya fair nuts
with the prices they charge
they shouldn't be at large
locked up , and scisssors never again, dare touch
Member since 03 Mar 2012
Member from Geraldine
Now Ocker, you know you're just green
'Cause we're skiting of where we have been !!!
You know that a girlie
Has gotta look pearly
With gorgeous hairdo and great sheen ...
And if some are bemoaning the shape
or the cut - maybe short round the nape?
While we're having our moan
We're leaving others alone -
That's a thing that some others could ape .... ????? (Don't mean you Ock !!)
So tell us, young Ocks, how 'bout you?
Are your haircuts now numbering a few?
Do you wear your hair short
Or are you ever caught
Out with long straggly locks? Well !! Are you ????
We do realise in days gone by
You would give all the girls the glad eye.
Now we're busting to know
If your hair's white as snow
Or does it see regular dye ... ???
For there's nothing the matter with that!
('Less you're constantly wearing a hat ..)
Which would make you go bare
Not a follicle there ...
The continual friction does that ... (so I'm told ...)
Hi Janda, way over the sea
It's a wee while since you've heard from me !!
Glad that you're having fun
But when all's said and done
It's returning to NZ you'll be !!!
My knees and my fingers are gorn
And the frost is quite white on the lawn.
I think that I might
Bid you all a good night,
And totter off now to me dorm. (With me wheaty-bag ...)
Member since 01 Mar 2010
Member from Opotiki
Hey there Janda "gidday"
nice to see you've been on here today
you're still running around in that rain
& sure hope your throat is in no pain
keep suckin' those lozenges I say!!
Member since 05 Jan 2008
Member from Stoke
I've travelled right up into Yorkshire
So I thought I'd log in and talk t'ya
Had such a nice day
And my cold's going away
No more of that rain ('twas a torture)
Today it was Whitby I saw
What a lovely town, and there's more
The Abbey in ruins
'Twas the Vikings doings
Not a window, a roof, or a door
So I had fish'n'chips for my lunch
Real tasty and lovely to munch
I'm back where I stay
What a beautiful day
Whitby, I'll say "Thanks a bunch!"
Janda, I'd love to go there
But then I'd love to go anywhere
Glad you're having fun
For when you are done
You'll have some adventures to share.
Member since 06 Nov 2008
Member from Auckland
You're making us jealous again
Mr Janda, - no longer in pain
and seeing such sights
while the weather delights
And we're to have storms, hail and rain.
But we're pleased that you're now getting well
And our thanks that you took time to tell
So at least we could dream
Of the places you've been
And the ones where you once used to dwell
To Catsmum - my goodness the flow
Of such wit and rhyme you bestow!
And to others as well
(All the names I can't spell
or they don't rhyme or fit).... "Way to Go!!"
Oh Janda, you're making me long
To fly over and join in the throng ...
But my chances are few -
I'm relying on you
To paint word pics!! And don't be gone long ....
I'm inside all cosy and warm
And outside it's starting to storm
'Cause according to Jim
(I take notice of him !!!)
We MIGHT get some snow on the lawn
Gee, I hope not! It's too early yet
To have snow! It would be soft and wet.
It would just turn to slush
And the lawn would be mush,
Which would freak out my pussycat pet(s) ...
Catsmum, your cats, if it snows,
Will all have little cold toes
Their only desire
To sit by the fire
All cozy and warm in a doze.
So crank up the heat to the max
Then put up your feet and relax
Then, if it snows
Rains, hails or blows
You can ride out all its attacks.
Oh Kuranui, you ARE clever !
That's how I'll ride out this wevver ...
It's pouring again
But I don't think it's rain
I am not game to check it, however ...
It is off to me bed I shall trundle
With me wheaty bag all in a bundle.
And once I am there
I just won't really care
If outside there is rain, hail and thundle...
crikey, yous girls stay up awfully late at nightdo yous rhyme yer prayers, to make it rightand leave some toastfer the holy ghostso when he sees yous in the raw , he wont take fright
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