is it just my imagination
NZ is giving its ego inflation
Cos Zimbabwe
can hardly be
called a cricketing nation

Test cricket can get a bit borin'
could fall asleep n start snorin'
but love a day test
simply the best
n I'd be the loudest one roarin'

There was a young fella called Key
Who went on the marae just to see
What he could do
But the crowd they did boo
So off went John Key-wee

Oiy, Test Cricket boring ? Miss Melsy
Go wash yer mouth out an we'll see
you sippin fiddly drinks?
an watchin tiddly winks
bein a sheila, do whatever , feel free

Watching the grass grow is fun
But cricket I really would shun
It's slow and it's boring
I am un-adoring
I'm asleep before it's begun.

Next week, 14th's, Valentine's Day
So you guys if you wanna 'make hay"
don't waste any time
write your sweetie a rhyme
'twill work better than any foreplay.

Though you look so suave and virile
and you have the sexiest smile
it is such a shame
don't know what's to blame
but alas, you're becoming senile.

Now you really don't need to remind
that rhymes such as this are unkind
I'm just feeling sad
Valentine I've ne'er had
so I'm feeling brassed off with mankind.

miserable summer, wont make yer romantic
if the skies are as grey as an army blanket
the weather bureau
has just gotta go
they're never right , so how can ya thank it

One could become very romantic
when cuddled up under a blanket.
Who needs the sun
when romancing THE ONE?
Things soon could become rather frantic.

it can get rather frantic
doin it under a blanket
an its no surprise
things start to rise
an its not the time to be pedantic

I've just had a Meltdown ice cream
It's a chocolate and raspberry dream
It's heav'n on a stick
And so lovely to lick
But I won't be buying one for the team

Oh Janda, that's meanness extreme
Not shouting us Meltdown icecream!
We would think you quite neat
if you gave us a treat
and 't would certainly make our eyes gleam.

My eyes would certainly gleam
If I was given icecream
I just love the stuff
Can't get enough
To me it's a food gourmets dream.