Unfortunately the airport was closed by fog
so they kipped on the floor and slept like a log

Unfortunately the airport was closed by fog
so they kipped on the floor and slept like a log
then mornin came
the fog just the same
so they adjourned to the bar , for some hair of the dog

they were on their second round of double rum 'n' cokes
when Mabel nudges Flo, "Oiy, there's a cuppla corker blokes"

they were on their second round of double rum 'n' cokes
when Mabel nudges Flo, "Oiy, there's a cuppla corker blokes"
Flo gave them her best wink
and they were there in a blink

they were on their second round of double rum 'n' cokes
when Mabel nudges Flo, "Oiy, there's a cuppla corker blokes"
Flo gave them her best wink
and they were there in a blink
an soon snuggled up in a booth, drinkin an gigglin at risque jokes

What fun the corker blokes turned out to be
With more rum and cokes aplenty

What fun the corker blokes turned out to be
With more rum and cokes aplenty
The time went so fast
and they all had a blast

What fun the corker blokes turned out to be
With more rum and cokes aplenty
The time went so fast
and they all had a blast
and missed out on their flight to Sydney

The corker blokes decided to wait for another flight
They tried to sober up with all their might

I can see yours protruding

with a nod so alludeing

The corker blokes decided to wait for another flight
They tried to sober up with all their might
but they found it was all in vain
to get seats on another plane
So ended up having to stay another night