dont point its rude...
a penny for your thougts.

Always wear clean underwear. You never know if you'll get hit by a bus

If you can't think of anything nice to say, say nothing.

"Finish whats on your plate, children in ........ are starving and would love to eat it."
Little brother - "They can have mine mum!!"

The best from my Mother was "Believe nothing you hear, and only half you see". Excellent advice.

"I'm not going to tell you again" but they always do. Cheers Bazza.

"Always aim high, it is better to aim for the stars and hit a tree than to aim for a tree and hit the ground"

or wash your ears or spuds will grow in them. Cheers, Bazza.

in the toilet...aim straight or else...there was a picture of a breadknife there.

Aim straight. Reminds me of neighbours next door years ago. They had five boys a nd one of them wet the floor. She asked them all but know one would own up to it so she did a check as everyone went in. It was the youngest one (five) The poor boy was in tears as he said it was stiff and he couldnt aim it down. Sad realy but now he is about 45 and it's a standing joke. Cheers, Bazza.

Bazza, was 'standing joke' a pun, perhaps? Pixie

When my sister and I fought,Mum would give each of us a bucket and a cloth and we would be put each side of French windows to clean them.
Emelle.