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21959-Eagle 27 Nov 2010 6:39pm #1
offline yogi

Member since 02 Apr 2008

Member from Orewa

Posts: 2707

John Key is my shepherd, I shall not want,

He leadeth me beside still factories and abandoned farms,

He restoreth my doubt in the Te Ngational Party,
...
He annoiteth my wages with tax and inflation and emissions fees,

so expenses runeth over my meagre income.

Surely poverty and hard living shall follow the Te Ngational Party,

And I pray for the dole and live in a rented house forever.

5000 years ago Moses said, pack up your camel, pick up your shovel

and move your arse and I shall lead you to the promised land.

5000 years later, Te Hone Key says, lay down your shovel, sell your

camel and sit on your arse. This is the promised land.

This year, Key will take your shovel, sell your camel, kick your arse

and tell you he has sold the promised land to China.

I am glad I am a Kiwi, and I am free, I wish I was a dog and that Key

was a tree!!!

With Te Ngational in power we don't have a prayer!

252 10 Jan 2011 1:04pm #2
offline Jens

Member since 03 May 2006

Member from Point Chevalier

Posts: 2726

Yogi - there is a chance, that John Key will take up some useful advice from the Savings Working Group (such as compulsory savings), giving him the "ammunition" to overrule National's libertarian wing on that issue.

The only chance to compete with National then for other parties, would be to come up with better compulsory savings schemes than what John Key might offer.

3626-house_006 05 May 2011 5:23pm #3
offline blinky

Member since 29 Jun 2006

Member from Papamoa

Posts: 67

what a brilliant bit of poetry and to top it off all the facts are right .i love it annd have sent it on as e/mails to my friends

Blank 06 May 2011 9:04pm #4
offline benny

Member since 31 Jan 2007

Member from Mosgiel

Posts: 6708

Yogi

Your poem has been round for years only the names and Parties have been changed to protect another party.

Blank 11 May 2011 10:04am #5
offline majt001

Member since 11 May 2011

Member from Timberlea

Posts: 2

biggrin Your prophecies may come true. I agree with everything you say, so says the face of eekrolleyes

Blank 11 May 2011 10:12am #6
offline majt001

Member since 11 May 2011

Member from Timberlea

Posts: 2

Post deleted at 11 May 2011 10:13am by majt001

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offline Hero42

Member since 18 Jul 2008

Member from Porirua

Posts: 4973

Benny
You are right there, I heard the poem about Muldoon and about Bolger but it is just as true for John.

252 16 May 2011 8:32pm #8
offline Jens

Member since 03 May 2006

Member from Point Chevalier

Posts: 2726

I have the feeling, that at this election the party(ies) with the toughest
deficits fighting policies will win the election, and the ones with the biggest "give me more" demands from government will be the losers.

How can it be otherwise with our alarming budget deficits?


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