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26244-Kiwidrinking 14 Nov 2009 4:46pm #1
offline One eyed Kiwi

Member since 01 Aug 2008

Member from Nelson

Posts: 547

Revised 60`s Songs.

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo” as if it were yesterday .

How many can we make?

Bobby Darin ---Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits ---Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr ---I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees -- -How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack---The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash ---I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon---Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores ---Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer ---You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations ---Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba---Denture Queen
"You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling
If You Hear Me Fall


Helen Reddy ---I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore---It's My Procedure, And I'll Cry If I Want To

Willie Nelson ---On the Commode Again biggrin






26244-Kiwidrinking 14 Nov 2009 11:06pm #2
offline One eyed Kiwi

Member since 01 Aug 2008

Member from Nelson

Posts: 547

The Beatles..... Roll Over. Your Snoring's keeping Me Awake.


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