Joke: The good, the bad and the ugly

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: Your husband is not talking to you.
Bad: He wants a divorce.
Ugly: He’s a lawyer.

Good: You give ‘the birds and the bees’ talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections