Joke – Welcome To Your Flight

Capture coffeeface
Capture coffeeface

After a bumpy take off, the pilot takes the microphone to give the passengers a warm welcome onto the flight. “Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather is…”

Suddenly, the pilot starts screaming while he is still on the microphone, “%$@#! *&$%! OH MY $#@&!!!”

The speakers shut off and a ghostly silence falls in the cabin, before the pilot gets back on the microphone and says, “I sincerely apologise for the incident, but I just dropped a very hot cup of coffee on my lap… you should see my pants!” One passenger shouts back, “why don’t you come back here and see ours?!?!”