Joke – Retirement Entertainment

no parking meters
no parking meters

Working people frequently ask what retired people do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and entered a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out there was a parking warden writing out a ticket.

We went up to him and said come on man; how about giving a senior citizen a break?

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I then called him a few choice names. He glared at me and started to write out another ticket for having worn tyres, so my wife called him a $#% $%#@&$$. He finished writing that ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first one. Then he started to write a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more we abused him the more tickets he wrote out. Personally, we didn’t care. We came into town on the bus! We try to have a little fun now that we’re retired; it’s important at our age.

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