Joke: Toeing a dangerous line

This woman had just got out of the shower and looking in the mirror, complained to her husband that her breasts were too small.

The husband suggested that if she rubbed a bit of toilet paper between them for a few seconds each day it would help them grow. She tore off a bit of paper and rubbed it between her breasts. How long will it take she asked? They will grow over a period of time, says he.

Do you really think it will help if I do this for a few seconds every day and it will make them grow? Without missing a beat he said, Worked for your bum didn’t it?

He’s still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again and be able to stop feeding through a straw. STUPID, stupid man.