Joke: Short laughs

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

A backwards poet writes inverse.

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, ‘Keep off the Grass.’

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’