A priest is driving down a busy motorway and passes a police car. The officer is suspicious by the erratic driving, and signals him to pull him over.
Getting out of his car to talk to the priest, the officer smells alcohol on the priest’s breath.
He asks the priest, “Sir, have you been drinking?”
“Only water” the priest says.
Not believing him, the officer asks, “Well then, why can I smell wine?”
“Good Lord!” the priest exclaims, “He’s done it again, he’s turned my water into wine!”