Joke: Life’s a test

Life’s a test – and you’re graded on a curve

At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants.

At age 12, success is…having friends.

At age 16, success is…having a driver’s license.

At age 20, success is…having sex.

At age 35, success is…having money.

At age 50, success is…having money.

At age 60, success is…having sex.

At age 70, success is…having a driver’s license.

At age 75, success is…having friends.

At age 90, success is…not peeing in your pants.