Joke: Life these days

I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
I now pronounce you husband and wife – you may change you Facebook statuses.
An elderly man remembers the good old days: “when I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single $, and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes,  2 breads, a bottle of milk, a piece of cheese and 10 eggs. Nowadays that’s impossible – there are simply to many security cameras.