Joke of the Day

The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

He asks the blonde clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?”

The blonde clerk responds, “Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative.”

The pharmacist yells, “You idiot. You can’t treat a cough with a laxative.”

The blonde clerk responds, “Of course you can. Look at him, he’s too scared to cough. “