Joke: Coffee club

coffee group
coffee group

Happy senior couple drinking coffee at home

A group of seniors were sitting around at the Coffee Club talking about all their ailments.

“My arms have got so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one.

“Yes, I know,” said another.”My cataracts are so bad, I can’t even see my coffee.”

“I couldn’t even mark an “X” at election time because my hands are so crippled,” volunteered a third.

“What?  Speak up! What? I can’t hear you, said one elderly lady.

I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,”

“My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!” exclaimed another.

“I forget where I am, and where I’m going,” said another.

“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

The others nodded in agreement.

“Well, count your blessings,” said a woman cheerfully….

“Thank God we can all still drive.