21 Terrible Puns

We all enjoy puns, these are some of the best and worst we've seen! You can't say we didn't warn you, it's all in the title really.

We all enjoy puns, these are some of the best and worst we’ve seen! You can’t say we didn’t warn you, it’s all in the title really.

1. When chemists die, they barium.

2. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

3. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

4. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

5. A girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

6. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

7. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

8. They told me I had Type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

9. We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.

10. I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

11. When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

12. Broken pencils are pointless.

13. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

14. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

15. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

16. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

17. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

18. All the toilets in the police station have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

19. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

20. Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

21. A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

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