Who Am I?

shredded informationIt seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become.

The following is a recap of my current identity:

· I was born white, which makes me a racist.
· I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.
· I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.
· I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.
· I am older than 65 and retired, which makes me a useless old person.
· I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.
· I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
· I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which makes me anti-social.

· Newest problem – I’m not sure which bathroom I should use.

· Please help me come to terms with this, because I‘m not sure who I am anymore!