Joke of the Day

Einstein, Newton and Pascal are hanging out one afternoon.

Einstein is bored, so he suggests a game of hide and seek. “I’ll be it!” he says

The others agree, so Einstein begins counting, “One…two…three”

Pascal runs off to find a place to hide.

But Newton merely takes out a piece of chalk and draws a square.

He steps into the square just as Einstein yells, “Ready or not, here I come!”

Einstein looks up and sees Newton standing in front of him. He says, “I found you, Newton!”

Newton replies, “No, you found one Newton per square metre – you found Pascal!”