Joke: Deserted Island

Two Kiwis, two Aussies, two Welshmen and two Irishmen were marooned on a desert island.

The two Aussies got together and started a bank;

The two Welshmen got together and started a choir;

The two Irishmen got together and started a fight;

The two Kiwis never spoke to each other – they hadn’t been introduced!