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Wisecracks – share jokes, win fame (and prizes!)

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    Share your funny stories and jokes here for your chance to feature on GrownUps and in our newsletter as the joke of the week.

    We’ll also be giving away spot prizes to members who post jokes in any of our joke threads – so get posting! We can’t wait to Laugh Out Loud!

    Please only share content (this includes pictures!) which you have the copyright holder’s permission to share.

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    I don’t know if this has a copyright to it, I doubt it. I heard it from Kevin Black many years ago on Radio Hauraki:

    A guy goes into a bar (have you heard this one?) and says to the bartender:
    “Quick, give me 10 shots of whisky!!!”

    So the bartender puts 10 shot glasses on the bar and starts filling them one by one and as quickly as he’s filling them the guy is downing them. The bartender seeing this, says “Woah, slow down, what’s the big hurry?”

    The guy says (between chug-a-lugs) “Well you’d be in  a hurry too if you had what I have!”

    The bartender takes a step back and says “Why? What do you have???”

    As he finishes the last shot he wipes his mouth and says….

    “Fifty cents.”

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