- January 14, 2011 at 6:59 pm #704419
We have launched our new political Party of Antediluvians Rule Serious Entrepreneurs (arse)to contest the 2011 Elections.Objects FUNFUN FUN!! We are planning to stand candidates in all seats. including a DOG in Epsom.
Peoples Republic Of ChristchurchJanuary 14, 2011 at 7:07 pm #704421
silverfernMemberMember since: October 4, 2007
I hope that dog is going to wear a yellow jacket.:P:P:P:P:P
Silverfern from Te AwamutuJanuary 14, 2011 at 7:16 pm #704423
Policies include. Abolition of Money in favour of chocolate fish and sand.
Opening up our borders to immigrants.Anyone over the age of 85 as long as they are accompanied by both parents.
Free haircuts and free houses in Diptonfree limos to Dipton.!
withdrawal of M.PS Expenses to be distributed between poor pensioners to waste as they want to.
Introduction of preferendum a form which voters can tick policies they like.
free dung.(or bovine faeces to some)
death penalty for littering or grafitti.
An option for primary school children to choose their parents.
All tattoos to be bi-lingual.
Introduction of the water engine to save the environment.
Raising the school leaving age to 65.
full hedgehog suffrage.(to allow more pricks in Parliament)
Our dog standing in Epsom will have her own policies including Free Trees.Ps More Populist policies to follow.
Peoples Republic Of ChristchurchJanuary 14, 2011 at 7:16 pm #704425
gayebelleMemberMember since: May 28, 2008
Don’t think Dipton has a hair salon.
"Rebel from Invercargill.January 14, 2011 at 7:27 pm #704427
No Shearers there :Dgaye-belle!
Peoples Republic Of ChristchurchJanuary 14, 2011 at 9:55 pm #704429
Hahaha! But suppose this new party would get the most votes.
Then – wouldn’t they soon be accused as "liars", when not able to deliver on their promises?
Yes, Dr. Livingstone – let us hope the message of your posting will be taken notice of by our moaners, groaners and conspiracy theorists,and alert them to the realities in politics, which are:
1. Economically unsustainable demands remain just that even if backed by a majority popular referendum.
2. Even reasonable, economically healthy policies can become ineffective through "concessions" to sectional interests.January 14, 2011 at 10:01 pm #704431
Jens, We are just a fledgling party.! We are still formulating the policies you the voter want smile smile and wave! Give us time to become the Artful Dodgers of New Zealand politics.:D
Peoples Republic Of ChristchurchJanuary 15, 2011 at 1:01 pm #704433
But what do you hope to achieve through that?
Is it really a laughing matter?January 15, 2011 at 2:53 pm #704435
gayebelleMemberMember since: May 28, 2008
Because Jens, we as a nation need to smile more. :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) It might seem flippant to some, but a lot of people today forget there is more to life than acquiring assets, making more money, one is a long time dead!!
A pity a few more on this site had a sense of humour. 😐
"Rebel from Invercargill.January 15, 2011 at 8:23 pm #704437
Yes, gaye belle – more cheers and laughs are pleasures indeed!
Am I mistaken in not having recognized the humour of our moaners and grumblers?
(Like, I remember 60 years ago Maori laughed – or enjoyed – social security as “sexual security”?)
Well, overpopulation – without an adequate rate of saving and investment to cater for the increasng population – will produce widening poverty as surely as night follows day.
Don’t you agree?
So – why don’t we start cranking up our savings and investment rate with a good laugh for the sake of “sexual” security?January 15, 2011 at 9:13 pm #704439
Jens, I am sorry for not grasping the nettle. But your posts seem long
I want to bring some fun to politics this year poking the borax at ALL Parties.I dont have any interest in deep political discussions.
Peoples Republic Of ChristchurchJanuary 16, 2011 at 10:46 pm #704441
We have been busy selecting our candidate for Botany. We interviewed fourteen and now have a shortlist of 4 .But more on that later and our CHAIRS Selection process.
We expect to release our full CONSERVATION Policy soon but heard alarming news today about DOC ESTATE The GUMMINT is going to privatise DOC ESTATE starting with Kiwis favourite camping grounds. We pledge therefore to deprivatise this GUMMINT private parts.
Peoples Republic Of Christchurch
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