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    bsoper
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    Where ere you are
    Where ere you be
    Always let your wind go free
    Not this time
    The smell ain’t mine

    #1626003
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    Well no one enjoys any big stink
    So no wind free please..nod nod wink wink
    I think the beans I’ll stay off….
    ‘n somethin else I’ll have ta’ scoff
    Somethin’ nice ‘n mild I ‘fink!

    Loyal - Bay of Plenty 🙂

    #1626020
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    Last week when I bought herbal tea,
    a surprise was there in it for me,
    “with vanilla” ! It’s perfume
    is delight in the room
    and to that I cry out “Whoopee!”

    #1626059
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    Food, food, glorious food
    Sure to put you in a good mood.

    Hubby, scones he made, his first attempt
    With cheese and herbs and gluten exempt.

    Then with pride to me did he present
    A slab wot tasted like cement

    #1626207
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    Pardon me for being rude

    It was not me it was my food

    Had to put these two short sharp lines in as my nieces children burped one day at the dinner table and came out with this saying.

    BSOPER

    THE VOICE OF THE SOUTH

    #1626213
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    Love ’em all Guppy folk, so neat to express in these ways. 😀

    Bsoper, my g/daugter used to say with an impish look when she let off,  “pardon my bottom”.  These kids come up with the darndest things and don’t we just love it. 🙂

     

    I love all GUppies
    ♫♪✿(◠‿◠)✿♥♫♪

    #1626214
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    My sister when very small – a toddler, tended to be a bit chubby would say “squeeze me,” as she wished to get past someone.  😉

    Happy Valley

    #1626270
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    A nice invitation SNG. My brother on law used to say that    😆

    My daughter said smashed potatoes and wholemeal potatoes if the skin was left on.   🙂

     

     

    I love all GUppies
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    #1632011
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    The elections are coming it’s true
    the pollies are in quite a stew
    and everyone’s vote
    is worthy of note
    and some mps are all talk and no do……….

    #1632072
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    vale019
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    Ha Ha Ha Good one, Gigglebyte – and SOOOO true.

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