My wife was standing, looking at herself in the bedroom mirror.
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A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch.
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A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...
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Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday
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Two men have been lost in the desert for weeks and are at death's door.
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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer
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I'm not the easiest guy in the world to get along with
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I said to a Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
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Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day