Humour

The other day I held the door open for a clown.

A man and his wife were having some problems and giving each other the silent treatment.

Danny sets up Andy to go on a blind date with Shirley, a friend of his.

“Honey!” screamed my wife, running outside to my bike once again

The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company's production line.

While working for an organisation delivering lunches to the elderly

NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys

An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem

While they're not the answers the examiners were looking for, we suppose they're not technically wrong!

What did one toilet say to another?