An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35-pound pack on his back, 15 lb. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is sh!t"
Monthly Archives: October 2011
I hadn't really dedicated much time to stop and think about how youth were affected by the recession, until I got an e-mail from a magazine in Sydney, asking what I thought on the matter.
This guy who owns a horse farm gets a call from a friend. The friend says, "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, and I'm sending him over."
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.
"If Naples had managed to patent pizza it would now be among the world's wealthiest cities…" wrote Burton Anderson in "Treasures of the Italian Table".
Staying safe when in the sun is so important, yet it is often an overlooked aspect of a sunny day. Whether you`re in your own back garden or lying on an exotic beach, it`s vital to pay attention to your skin.
Just when you thought you could not possibly cram any more into your suitcase, someone comes up with a list of `travel items you can`t manage without`!
Scams have been around for many years where criminals see an easy opportunity to prey on the vulnerable. Unfortunately, since the dawn of the internet and email, opportunistic criminals have been more creative in their methods.
A lady walks into a bar and says, "Barkeep, gimme a martooni."
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.