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Me and My Boss

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There goes my boss man - off in his car.
Why won't he take me? He says it's too far.
It's never too far if I'm sitting by Him.
Oh, why won't He take me when I'm looking so trim?

I've had a shampoo and I'm smelling real sweet.
(I don't like that, but He thinks it's neat.)
"Much better," He says, "than parfume manure,"
Though to my doggie nose, that was better, I'm sure.

I'd not find it boring - not when I'm with Him.
I know that I wriggle - is that such a sin?
I try to behave, to run fast to His call.
(I'm not very quick - that's because I'm so small.)

I do try to please Him - His slippers I'll bring,
In my doggie heart He'll always be king.
I'll love him forever, right down to his toes.
Oh, why won't He take me, whever He goes?

Submitted 3rd Mar 2009 by GrownUps Member: Countrylass

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by Neeve 13th March 2009 I just love this poem. I think its very sensitive & it made me smile but feel a wee bit sad for all the dogs who love a ride in the car with their masters ( thats all of them!!) a lovely little piece of prose from a, obviously, animal lover.
by wheezy 17th March 2009 Really liked this - my kind of poem - not sure why previous comment said 'a lovely piece of prose' - prose has no rhythm or rhyme and this delightful poem has both.
by payjay 16th April 2009 really love this little poem have always had wee dogs and hated the sad little faces when I drove away without them have a cat now as we are renting, how about a poem about a pussy someone
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