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This suggests putting Senior Citizens in jail and Criminals in nursing homes would correct TWO problems in one motion!!
1 - They would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
2 - They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions,dental,medicals, wheelchairs etc.
3 - Receive money instead of paying it out.
4 - Constant video monitoring and help when they needed assistance.
5 - Bedding washed twice/week and all clothes ironed and returned to them.
6 - A guard - under a code of conduct strictly enforced - would check on them every 20 minutes.
7 - All meals and snacks would be brought to them.
8 - Family visits in a purpose built suite.
9 - Access to library, gym,pool, counselling, education, concerts etc.
10 - Simple clothing - shoes, slippers, pj's, free legal aid.
11 - Private, secure rooms for outdoor exercise complete with gardens.
12 - A computer , phone, tv, radio in their room - all free.
13 - Daily incoming phone calls.
14 - Board of Directors to hear complaints. QC's available to plead for them.
As for the Crims;
1 - They'd receive cold food.
2 - Left alone and unsupervised.
3 - Showers once /week.
4 - Live in tiny rooms and paying up to $4000 / month.
5 - No hope of ever getting out.
(NB from overseas source)
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