Login

Forgot your password?
Font size: A- A+
Become a Member FREE

Join around 100,000 monthly visitors and 72,000 members: daily games, discussions, contribute articles, make new friendships, GrownUps-only offers & more...

Register Free Now!
Notices
WIN a Globus California Classics Tour for Two!
WIN a Globus California Classics Tour for Two!
This year you could be taking a $9400 trip for two to California
Soothe Worry & Tension
Soothe Worry & Tension
...while enhancing your libido (men and women)
Sports & Travel Survey
Sports & Travel Survey
Complete the survey and be in to win a $100 Westfield voucher
Let's Chat Over Lunch
Let's Chat Over Lunch
Have a Free Lunch with Metlifecare
Feel All-Bran New
Feel All-Bran New
New Ways to Get Fibre Into Your Day
Win a return journey across Cook Strait
Win a return journey across Cook Strait
See more of New Zealand with Bluebridge
See the Difference
See the Difference
Eyesight Advice from Visique Optometrists
2degrees Offer
2degrees Offer
Making the CDMA switchover easy
Optometry & Eyewear Survey
Optometry & Eyewear Survey
We'd like to find out a little more about your optometry & eyewear preferences
CDMA Phone Network close down 31 July
CDMA Phone Network close down 31 July
Move now & get $79 credit with every Prepaid mobile
Keep up to date with us
Keep up to date with us
Follow our updates, new comps and articles via Facebook and Twitter
List your Classified
List your Classified
House Sitters, Employment, For Sale, Property & Personals
Live Chat
Live Chat
With fellow GrownUps in our multi-room chat
Compare & Purchase Insurance products
Disclaimer: Grown Ups is not an Insurance Broker. We provide product information from recognised Insurance companies. We are not making recommendations and we accept no responsibility for decisions made as a result of using the information provided.'
R50 Sexual Health
R50 Sexual Health
Check out the new section available to everyone.
Recipes
Recipes
Find some delicious recipes by clicking here.
Guide to Retirement Living
Guide to Retirement Living
Get your own copy for free, here.
Columnists

Vote in our Polls

Are you carpeting or re-carpeting a property in the next 6 months?

Category sponsor

One of the Fans

This article has been submitted by a GrownUps member. GrownUps accepts no liability for its content and the views and information contained within are not necessarily those of the GrownUps website.

The girl lives next door. She is young and beautiful. Almost a goddess. I know she is involved in music and is a great singer. Her records had been playing on the radio for over a year now and as luck is with her, she will soon be doing a stint on television.
I have a chair in the back corner room of the house and I often just sit there, occasionally looking out the window, hoping to get a glimpse of her as she passes by.
Some times I wonder if she has a fan club that I could be a part of, or even be bold enough to start my own. I know of plenty of others that would want to be her fans also.
Now, just for the record, I don’t smoke, drink alcohol, or take drugs, but there are times that I do get on a high just seeing her and it sends my head into a spin.
My doctor told me that I have to slow down or I will wear myself out. He advised me that when I see her to try and cool down.
She has the beauty that could easily place her on a pedestal.
I know she is a bit older than me, but I’m not bothered. She is 16 and I am only12. Well that’s only four years and when she is 21, I will be 17, and a lot of people would then think that the age difference isn’t that great.
Yesterday, I saw her for a short time, but the condensation on the window restricted my vision, so I just blew some cool air on the glass and the moisture soon disappeared.
On the odd occasion I get switched on, but I quickly cool down.
I don’t like it when people push my buttons as I upset easily and could blow a fuse.
You probably think I’m a pervert, but actually I’m only a plastic, oscillating three speed fan with a 240v heart.

 

Submitted 1st Sep 2011 by GrownUps Member: MRHOBO

print

Advertisement

Advertisement

Article Information
Average Rating: 0
Contribute
Log in to post comments

 

Join GrownUps Free
By becoming a GrownUps member and part of the Community, you gain access to:
  • Enter Competitions
  • Go into regular prize draws
  • Play daily games
  • Join Discussion Groups
  • Find like-minded individuals and create lasting friendships
  • Receive special GrownUps offers and
  • Add you own articles of interest, recipes, pictures for fellow members to read and view.
All for FREE! So why not join now?

Register Now