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Grandpa and the computer
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The computer swallowed Grandpa
Yes honestly it's true
He pressed "Control" and "Enter"
And disappeared from View
It's devoured him completely
The thought just makes me squirm
Maybe he's caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm
I've searched through the "Recycle Bin"
And files of every kind
I've even used the Internet
But nothing could I find
I asked Jeeves in desperation
My searches to refine
The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found online
So, if some day in your "Inbox"
My Grandpa you should see
Please "Scan", "Copy" and "Paste" him
In an E-mail back to me.
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