Login

Forgot your password?
Font size: A- A+
Become a Member FREE

Join around 100,000 monthly visitors and 72,000 members: daily games, discussions, contribute articles, make new friendships, GrownUps-only offers & more...

Register Free Now!
Notices
WIN a Globus California Classics Tour for Two!
WIN a Globus California Classics Tour for Two!
This year you could be taking a $9400 trip for two to California
Soothe Worry & Tension
Soothe Worry & Tension
...while enhancing your libido (men and women)
Sports & Travel Survey
Sports & Travel Survey
Complete the survey and be in to win a $100 Westfield voucher
Let's Chat Over Lunch
Let's Chat Over Lunch
Have a Free Lunch with Metlifecare
Feel All-Bran New
Feel All-Bran New
New Ways to Get Fibre Into Your Day
Win a return journey across Cook Strait
Win a return journey across Cook Strait
See more of New Zealand with Bluebridge
See the Difference
See the Difference
Eyesight Advice from Visique Optometrists
2degrees Offer
2degrees Offer
Making the CDMA switchover easy
Optometry & Eyewear Survey
Optometry & Eyewear Survey
We'd like to find out a little more about your optometry & eyewear preferences
CDMA Phone Network close down 31 July
CDMA Phone Network close down 31 July
Move now & get $79 credit with every Prepaid mobile
Keep up to date with us
Keep up to date with us
Follow our updates, new comps and articles via Facebook and Twitter
List your Classified
List your Classified
House Sitters, Employment, For Sale, Property & Personals
Live Chat
Live Chat
With fellow GrownUps in our multi-room chat
Compare & Purchase Insurance products
Disclaimer: Grown Ups is not an Insurance Broker. We provide product information from recognised Insurance companies. We are not making recommendations and we accept no responsibility for decisions made as a result of using the information provided.'
R50 Sexual Health
R50 Sexual Health
Check out the new section available to everyone.
Recipes
Recipes
Find some delicious recipes by clicking here.
Guide to Retirement Living
Guide to Retirement Living
Get your own copy for free, here.
Columnists

Vote in our Polls

Are you carpeting or re-carpeting a property in the next 6 months?

Category sponsor

Bumps in the night

This article has been submitted by a GrownUps member. GrownUps accepts no liability for its content and the views and information contained within are not necessarily those of the GrownUps website.

The house was up in the bush above the street, 87 steps up in fact, with the neighbours on either side some distance away. Glorious views over the northern Wellington hills, and on a certain kind of day we could look down on the cottonwool cloud hanging in the valley while we were up in the sunshine.

I was alone in the house one night when strange noises woke me. Bumps, thumps, creaks. I lay there frozen with fear, realising how isolated I was up there in the dark bush. Grabbing the phone beside the bed I rang my brother-in-law in the next suburb. "Ring the police," he said. "Don't muck around, ring 111."

A reassuring voice told me they'd come up and check things out. "Don't answer the door until you know it's us." A short time later I heard more noises, footsteps, and then knocking. I leapt out of bed and went into the hall, looked through the fuzzy glass in the front door and no one was there. Terror - someone's out there, what's going on?

Knocking again and I realised it was at the back door. "Police." Shaking with relief I opened the door and there was a solid, safe-looking policeman with a torch. "We've been all around the place, my mate's just up the back having a look there." They came in and my cat, a small ginger fellow with the grand name of Jefferson, wound around our legs, overjoyed at this delightful interruption to the tedium of the long night. He was shut in the back porch at night. We looked around the porch where we were standing and I realised that several cardboard cartons that had been stacked up were knocked down all over the place. Aha - I think we've solved the mystery - my things-that-go-bump-in-the-night was one awake, mischievous cat doing a demolition job in the porch. Creaks? - well, that was just the normal night sounds of the house cooling down.

All right young Jefferson, you can have lots of hugs, it wasn't your fault, you were just having fun. I was never afraid there again, it was like the house and I made our peace and knew each other.

Submitted 24th Apr 2007 by GrownUps Member: Dreamer14

print

Advertisement

Advertisement

Article Information
Average Rating: 0
Explore This Topic

This article is part of the Humour & Jokes topic. Click here to read articles, join discussions and more on this topic. Below are the latest articles in this topic.

Discuss This

Click here to start a discussion on this or Click here to read other discussions.

Contribute
Log in to post comments

 

Join GrownUps Free
By becoming a GrownUps member and part of the Community, you gain access to:
  • Enter Competitions
  • Go into regular prize draws
  • Play daily games
  • Join Discussion Groups
  • Find like-minded individuals and create lasting friendships
  • Receive special GrownUps offers and
  • Add you own articles of interest, recipes, pictures for fellow members to read and view.
All for FREE! So why not join now?

Register Now