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by Kev11 23rd November 2009
what do you mean can I blow my pipe hard enough to make my bow tie will spin
"You've got to be kidding! I don't decorate Christmas trees."
"And I though I was the sexiest man alive"
Been told to keep away from tobacco smoke.
I'm not arrogant, it only looks like it
Watson, come here, my pipe's stuck in my teeth!
Nigel was taking Movember just a little too far!
There's nothing wrong with my eyebrows Wot?
I say Rupert, who was the chap who came up with the spiffing idea of a Caption competition ??
I don't smoke. This pipe is all that keeps my false teeth from falling out
Modern day Popeye ? Pass the spinacj please
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Smoking is bad for your Health,By Golly could you light my Pipe?!
i SAY WOULD YOU LIKE A CHOCKY BICKY OLD CHAP
Who left the superglue where my pipe was sitting
Now movember is over, can you see where it was?
Facebook ?? What do you mean, my profile picture ??
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Faulty Baccy
It's really quite elementary my dear Watson.
After spending a pleasent afternoon making model areoplanes, Cyril realised he had just superglued his hand to his pipe!
Hey old chap "what did you say!"
The pipe and Bow tie is all show, but I say.....Is my hair parting straight old chap?
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Nice one ole chap
"I say Jeeves, Have you put some Arsnic in my tobacco? It's giving me a whirl!!!!"
Doctor Who
Its my party and Ill smoke if I want to
by talia
Don't you think my sleevless tux is top notch old Bean eh?
Its elementary my dear Watson - they ran out of botox half way through.
this cabbage rocks!
it was only yesterday we were swinging in the tree together...to dump me by email....I don't understand!
She told me to burn the grass before the cops got here.
whew,what did I do with that lighter??Anyone in here can help?!Light me up before I freeze in the photo frame!
i'll just put on my cute puppy dog face and all is forgiven
I'm wired for something...by the look on your face...it's not good!
How's that for a passport photo?
Looking dapper you say...?
Are we going fishing yet? You've been stringing me along all day
What do you mean, I look old-fashioned?
"Well my ancestry DOES go back to William the Conqueror."
you wouldn't dare
these liquorice pipes are so tasty.
"I don't care if you are my mother-in-law, I refuse to use the pooper scooper you bought me for christmas".
Frankly My Dear, it is not rumour, but fact, Christmas is coming.
Damned if I can get that left eyebrow up
WELL THEN WATSON ANSWER THE QUESTION . HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY THIS YEAR ?
YOU WOULD NEVER GUESS I AM REALLY A WOMAN BY GADD.
I AM SMILING BY JOVE . HURRY UP AND TAKE THE PHOTO I HAVE A WEDGIE.
Puffing thoughtfully at his pipe,Nigel managed to smoke the evidence but it took three days to get the silly smile off his face.
its my 13th birthday today and father gave me this delightful pipe, thank you father.
I really thought I looked like George Clooney, but I realise it's just a pipe dream...
I never actually light the damn thing, but it does look spiffing, What!
Serious stuff, this 'Piping in Christmas'
Serious Stuff this 'PIPING IN CHRISTMAS'
Afghanistan refugees fleeing.
I will huff,and I will puff,and I will smoke this pipe down,so I will.
Hey, Looks like '50's styles are coming back again
It's a spiffing tie what!!
I'm forever blowing ... uh-oh! Forgot the bubble mix!
Bugger, I forgot to brylcream my bloody eyebrow
BY GADD WATSON , I AM SUFFOCATING IN THESE TIGHTY WHITEY'S . HURRY UP AND TAKE THE DAMN PHOTO WILL YOU !
BY JOVE WATSON , I WONDER IF PEOPLE THINK WE'RE GAY !
That's what you call a real gang bang.
SAY WHAT KEYS, BOTH FLAGS AT THE SAME TIME ??
"It's just Marmite don't you know"
"You should see what I'm doing with my left hand..."
IT HAS A SLIGHTLY FRUITY TASTE IF YOU MUST KNOW !
Thats not your best side.
NO, I AM NOT SMOKING ANYTHING ILLEGAL, I AM JUST HAPPY !
I'LL TELL YOU A SECRET WATSON, IT'S NOT REALLY TOBACCO,IT'S WACKY BACKY. DON'T TELL SCOTLAND YARD WILL YOU.
Damned wife has been using my pipe to clean the cat-shit off her slippers again!
How many more times! this is the Copenhagen Ice Cream Factory in Bluff, we're nowhere near ruddy Denmark!
damn !I have told you I dont think christmas lights are going to make you look any better
faulty towers has not got a thing on me.
Geez Wayne, you crack me up!
Silent-------but violent!
if you dont like my hair do you can shove it in my pipe and smoke it
What's that Leonardo? You say the ships SINKING!!!!????
Now ze moustache has had ze tonsorial trim, I can get ze full tobacco taste - oh dear, I have not yet been lit up ... Nialls !!
A bloke won't choke using whacko tobacco!
Oh, no old chap, I don't smoke, I just use the pipe as a lever to lift my eyebrows.
Darned flatulence! It may be silent, but oh boy! is it violent? Sorry about that old chap.
I DO NOT smoke, I am merely the sucker on the other end!!!
5 years ago i was told i had to give up cigarette so i made a new years resolution and never looked back
"I've never inhaled either"
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