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by donm 9th March 2011
Who stuck that chewing gum in there
I asked my Swedish doctor for a pick-me-up!
"When I said I wanted a ride in a Volvo, I meant a car!"
"Running on empty"
" Ray's a laugh"
Swan Brake
There has to be an easier way to mount a horse!
Bucket Ballet gone wrong.
There was beer,hic,beer,hic,lots of bloody beer,in the store.
I have a hangover,and wanted a pick me up.
There was beer,hic,beer,hic,lots of bloody beer,in the store
Jaws Strikes Back
I think I must have misunderstood what they meant about starting a bucket list
just testing
Swan Lake Remake?? They done it with people on Stage, then Machinary outside on the ground, now they are combining the two...Or is it a remake of River Dance?
What do you mean i would need wings to fly
This wasn't what I was expecting when you said you'd give me a lift to work!
Oooh!! That's a long Drop.I can be in deep doo doo's if I let go now.Oh woe is me.
Elegant, stylish: we give his first attempt 10 points.
Ballet meets heavy metal, a new musical phase.
Scrumping the neighbours apples had never been so easy.
needed a lift anyway
Wrestling Swedes is tough
The quakes won't get me!
I have never run you into the ground! Put me down.
Things do look great from up here,or am i trying to run away?
Who knew those Swedish blondes were so temperamental!
Belladonna
Who needs a gym when you've got an excavator? And my shoes last longer too!
What? Me worry!
Damn! some do gooder will see this and report me to Osh now for not wearing a safety harness.
Contractors remake of the Dirty Dancing movie
I'm a bit caught up at the moment dear.
A single bound! Superman's got nothing on me!
Bucket list, NO! Bucket lift
You do the digging and I WILL work the levers.
You put your right leg in, you put....
Well, I was running down the road...
That Scissorhand guy's got nothing on me!
'Believe it or not, I'm walking on air'
Dancing with the Stars!?
UP, UP and AWAY!!!!!
can someone get the remote control out of my shirt pocket
1 step 2 step a tickle under the arm
Look Ma no feet
"BUGGER"
I'm not sure this be what the boss mean't !!
Ballet practise for Swan Lake
As you see, my deodorant NEVER LETS ME DOWN !!!
by kjal.
Please kids- dont try this at home
This will keep the mud off my shoes. My wife will be pleased.
Petrol was predicted to rise again, This man didn't realise that was meant literally
When I said I needed a "pick me up" this is NOT what I had in mind!!
I told you I'll prove this UHU glue works
Oh My hitachi is so yesterday...I'm gonna get me one of these here Volvo's...mother where's my checkbook?
Never been high on a digger before
Easy to service
Life...Dig It!!!
Ha Ha!! I Gotta Tinka,Tonka Taka Toy.Tank you.....
no way do I want to get my new shoes dirty
A constructing new type of ballet
One giant leap for man kind. A llittle one for the bucket.
Please put me down I need a toilet stop.
Strike me, brought a transformer watch, pushed a little red button and this happens
I wasn't trespassing,was I ?
Possible buyer: Oh Lordy!!! They didn't turn it off!!!
Swing low sweet chariot
HANG TEN FRIEND I've got my shovell dig it
Robert was extra grateful he remembered to use deodorant that morning.
Looks like he's ready to "kick the bucket".
Hey this is not on my "bucket list"
This Volvo has great pick up!
Super Glue, it really works!
Introducing 'Volvollet', the new dance exercise for Volvo lovers
Don't put me down until I've closed my legs!
I'll make tracks, not you !
Barry's tooth extraction proved rather difficult
Hey guys stop fooling around and bring that step ladder back! Guys... GUYS!!!
Ya put ya right foot in, ya put ya right foot out..........
Hang in there Christchurch I`m coming
Oookaaay - now push the down button and we'll see if it works this time!
Put me down you Fooool
Well,I told you that I am a swinger.
Oh darling, you are so light on your feet
You will never believe it! I really jummmmmmped this high and caught the Lift. No help so no gain!
Henry made a mental note to himself to agree to the pay rise the fork lift drivers were seeking.
New Irish Dance Craze "Digger Dance"
Debt Collector's new approach to negotiation proves a successful alternative to traditional intimidation tactics.
If Im going to eat the worlds biggest dessert Im going to need this Spork to eat it
After Reviewing all there procedures and processes
Company decides that there are some jobs that dont require hands on management
Phil Keoghans new Tv reality show Hangman extreme edition rises above all expectations.
Head of major construction company overlooks new Highway project.
Hangover finance director tries to dig his way out of public scrutiny
Hang in there Kitty poster remade and renamed Hang in there Kenny.
I asked the doctor for a pick-me-up but this wasn't what I had in mind.
Kojak changes his catchphrase from who loves you baby to Who digs you Baby.
Staff member tries to dig the dirt on bigg boss but is caught in the act.
Man show off trick of digger tall photography
Man left high and dry after gold digger takes him for a ride
Man shows Hands on experince with digger
New ad campaign shows the danger of being high in the construction industry
You are wrong, there isn't any hole in the bucket !
When I said I wanted to try out a Volvo this wasn't exactly what I had in mind!!
When I told the salesman I wanted to try out the latest Volvo this wasn't exactly what I had in mind!!
Don't you just dig this new aerobics class
I said I wanted a Front End Loader, .. not a front end loper.
Yeah Barry look Id like you to dig me about twenty holes.
Id like them to be two feet wide and an arms length apart from each other.
Can you handle that cheers.
Yeah here in Australia we have some diggery do's and diggery dont's when it comes to work place and safety.
Cobbers this is by far a diggery dont!
must you stand there and gawk!! get ne down!!!
this is the lasted verson of sawrn lake done with giuy and bull dozer for the mordern world here not bad for first try here
is this how you do a piroutte?
Stretching a point a bit, don't you think?
Earthquake ? What earthquake ?
Dig your dance moves, man!
This photo dont look right.I am supposed to be in it,not out it.
volvo taking a giant step forward.
volvo now taking a giant leap forward
Buckets only a short fall from grace.
Breaking News: Footage just released of Joe Cocker singing "love lifts us up where we belong..."
theres a hole in my bucket dear volvo, dear volvo.
My new launching pad ,one more fart and I'm in orbit.
Memo To All Volvo Staff: Please not that our products are sold with MAIL Accessories.
This is the safest way the leader of the opposition can speak to his subjects .
volvo always leave you hanging, bucket"
I'm ready for that Tsunami !!!
"I've changed my mind about doing 007s stunts!"
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
And the Jedi council have confirmed, it was definately a JAWA that was driving, and has taken Han Solo captive.....
BREAKING NEWS
Terrorists looking at new ways of attacking from the air as security around air travel has tightened.
ballet good !!!
my first day on the job...when the boss told me to move the digger I didnt think it would be this heavy
Can't the wife ask for a smaller spoon !
Honey, can you get that instruction amnuakl for me please.
I am a kiwi ANZAC and I know an Ausie digger would never let you down but I think it's about time we made tracks while I'm in the swing of things
Rely on Volvo - always there when you need a lift!
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