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by Mona 9th December 2009
I know just how you feel big boy.You sure have a hairy Conundrumbum,thats for sure.
hmmmmm should i click buy now or just wait to see what the lingerie sets reserve is, Trade Me, whatever did i do without it?
This job application form asks how many words a minute I can type- do they mean with fingers or toes?
I can see the Bananas but how do I get them out of this on-line shopping
"Oh Tiger - I guess I should come forward as number 11 - it's all out in the open now"
OH MY, MY FELLOW PRIMATES WERE IN SPACE BEFORE HUMANS AND I CANT EVEN SEND AN EMAIL DAMMIT!
Omigosh! Humans do that too! We really are closely related aren't we?
I knew I could levitate if I concentrated.
Do I vote Han-d-over head or do I vote with my feet and go to All-I-ed like to give you?
By MMG
What'll happen if I press enter now?
I WONDER IF I CAN GET HOLD OF CHARLETON HESTON ON THE OTHER SIDE.THEY SAY YOU CAN CONNECT WITH PEOPLE EVERYWHERE.
Apple Mac! How about a Banana Wrap?
According to our quiz, you are 96% addicted to Facebook. Stop monkeying around you lazy lump of hair, put the banana splits back in the freezer, and go for a walk!
BUGGERED IF I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT ! CANT EAT IT !
I could have sworn I used the right password!
I understand that there is an evolutionary link between primates & man, but are they serious? Isn't this theory proved yet?
What next?
Which key
For the monkey?
BEAM ME UP SCOTTY !
mental note to agent: Prefer drum ads. more exciting than lap top ads.
The iPod was easier than this!
I'm thinking. I'm thinking don't rush me. Where have I seen you before?
DEFRAG!? what the heck does DEFRAG mean?
I googled bananas and there is more than 12 million entries. Where do I start.
Well Tiger - I am changing your name to "cheetah"...
no matter what i do it wont go...... where is my trained human ??
I played the Drums to Phil Collins music for Cadbury and was a hit on i- tube hmmm what nexts!!!
That's Shakespeare done. Now what?
Evolution sucks.
What does it mean 'press any key'?... There is no 'any key'
...So much for Windows7 being so user friendly that a monkey could use it.
When things go wrong with my laptop I'm not a happy bunny
There's been a change of server and everything's gone funny
I may be a gorilla and not extremely bright
I just keep on repeating"She'll be right mate" She'll be right"
I knew I should have bought a Macbook.
I don't know what all the fuss is about Internet dating, I've been waiting here for the last hour and she still hasn't turned up.
When using online dating chatrooms... be sure you know who or what is on the other end!
It's tough to find love on the internet when you have a hirsute problem!
I'm sick of these pop up porn sights ... I've got a headache.
"Should I use the 'buy now', I don't really need another mini-bike"
I'm struggling for a caption to this one..
OH NO! My dughter's on a porn sight! The Degradation!
Planet of the apes? Why must be portrayed this way?
I guess I shouldn't have said I was a Brad Pitt look alike, as she wants to meet me.
The sharemarket has taken a dive. There goes my retirement plan.
My fingers are just too big for those tiny little keys.
Oh! there is another person who can't find the shift key and has to shout at me.
My brain is superior than man but it has let me down. How can I use this thing when I don't know which is the top or bottom of my lap.
Monkey see ! Monkey can't do !
Oh dear! I can't remember my GrownUps password..
Online dating wants a photo - now which is my best angle?
I wonder how I get to star in the next King Kong movie?
OMG, She wants a photo, what now? I wonder if my bum looks better than my face.
It is a technological world, am I part of it.
Go on! Gorillas can do anything!
People are funny, it don't look like no apple to me
" What the heck is that ID 10 T error I keep getting?"
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I forgot to autosave!! Again!!! They should change the saying to "you can't teach an old ape new tricks"
Is Man devolving while technology evolves?
I didn't realize it was going to take so long to write the bible
Mr Ape contacts Fair Go after switching lunches because while he handed over his banana in good faith this was NOT the apple he believed he was getting!
Planet of the Apes star disappointed to see unflattering image of self of self on Wikipedia
When they told me I was going into space, they never mentioned that I'd have to learn to fly the space shuttle.
Now, which is my index fingure????
Bloody computers - where's the axe?
It so hard to think of a good alias for the grownup site!
Cookybaby and Kragus help me please!
"Thats not an apple!!"
(lol ellabelle thats awesome).....
Ape: where humans came from. Computer: What humans are becoming. Seems we humans have never had a mind of our own!
Oh, my poor head. Those Grown-Ups chatters drive me nuts..
I'M NOT INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO USE THIS MAYBE THEY SHOULD PUT ME BACK INTO THE BOX I CAME WITH AND RETURN ME TO THE JUNGLE
This ISN'T more fun than a barrel of monkeys!
Cyber mate?@! how do you cuddle up to that!!!!
is my family selling " Gorilla's in the mist " on dvd , vhs and blu ray ?????
and when did my home in the amazon get the extention . com???
.....if only i was a Spider monkey,,, then i would have a WEBcam ...
Now if only I could remember my password!!
"The ESCAPE key!!!! Where's the ESCAPE key ????? "
congratulations your the 1st person to actually think you have one a prize, claim your virus now...
Evolution.
you sign up to meet girls online...$20 , she asks you to go into private with her... $50 , realising your flirting with a gorilla ... priceless, there's some things money cant buy , for everything else there's mastercard.
Hmmmm - if a monkey can go into outter space, then why can't I turn on a simple computer? It can't be rocket science.... can it?
I wanted bananas, not an apple
I'm stumped! I mean I'm honestly stumped!
OMG!! Is THAT what she looks like!
"Mouse? I don't see no mouse"
Skype - hype - I can't see or hear you Mama :-(
I was just monkeying around and now its broken
OMG, Im GONNA DIE, Google says I'm endangered species im
It's a ("la computor")Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval.
All I did was hit the delete key!
You have been tagged in the following photo album: Monkey Business. To view this album, click the link below...
As Facebook chat crashes once again, users can only hang their heads in disappointment.
Your search for "all over body waxing" has resulted in a systems error. To get out of this hairy situation, try using the Help function.
Where's the "Any" key
oh brother, that downloading takes time
They told me online Christmas shopping was easier!!
It was after she'd asked him to post a photo that he truly realised their online relationship had come to an end.
Ever had one of those days when everything that could go wrong did go wrong? Ive lost the bloody power lead, the batteries just died and I didn't save my work...
mmmmmm -- maybe if I sit here long enough something will happen?
A reflective moment after hours drowsing on the keyboard.
Stop all this nit picking
I thought there were meant to be more of us on the writing shakespeare project. I'm never trusting a project manager again.
Not a monkey puzzle, this is a puzzled monkey.
Oh dear! it's a monkey puzzle alright.
They say the new Widows 7 is mokeys play.Yeah right.
I'm sure it's spelled l-a-p-e-t-o-p ....
Where did I put that damned file...
I'm a wee bit nervous as this it my first time on webcam.
To me or not to me - that is the question
Why some of my kind transformed to someone to teach someone to make such stupid machine.
Which one am I ? maybe, Think no evil.
Now I just have to ask the children.....
Where could the mouse be hiding?
It was the email that he'd always been afraid would one day arrive: " I regret to advise that King Kong is dead".
My posts have disappeared...again!
Christmas Caption Competition, I could do that.
A GrownUp lurking perhaps??
"If a chimp can travel into space then surely I can get into a computer"?
"How am I supposed to use this thing, I haven't got a lap!"
Pilates via the internet, what next?
Even Bill Gates had to start somewhere!
Technology..it's a doddle
This thing has got me confounded!
This things got me beat!
Playing the drums for the chocolate ad was easier than this!
Chat room, facebook, broadband, lap top - what does all this mean?
Photoshop assignment #16: Unlikely causes of depression.
This is giving me a sore head!
"Monkey see, Monkey do, yeah right!"
"Where are the three wise monkeys when I need them?"
This is what happens when you pay peanuts!
"No way! Someone has beaten my high score in Donkey Kong"
Darn it, I told santa I wanted a drum kit not a laptop.
Dear Sir or would that be Dear Madam?
GGRRR.... Stupid dialup, must be time to get broadband, Thats going to cost me a few bananas :(
Ok, now what?
This is a modern George Foreman Gorilla?
Even 'The Thinker' needs help at times!
What does it take to prove to humans we are smart, Ive already flown to the moon, and they've given me a miserable laptop to work with.
Childs play!
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