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by loric 8th October 2008
HELP ME PLEASE ! WHERE IS THE SUN BLOCK
I'M TURNING GREEN !
I am sitting here and being quiet all day because I don't want to croak!
Where is my princess?????
i think i will run for cabinet
Alright? How much time do you have?
Kiss me and all your dreams will come true.....
Come on - who has taken my fishing line ?
What you Looking AT???????????
She abandoned me, in cold blood
Where are all the Flies??????-- Darn Someone has used the Flyspray again !!!
Winston Peters on a good day
"les cuisses de grenouilles"Free to good home.
Look babe be reasonable,just one kiss,i'll turn into a prince,then i'll show where I hid all the gold.Not the other way around.
Why does she always take so long in the bathroom?
...... and they lived happily ever after.
The End!
I knew I shouldn't have had that last glass of swamp water, I feel a bit croaky this morning.
I may be fat and green but man, can I pull the birds !
Is this what a mid-life crisis feels like?
God I love being a frog - that's the fifth good looking bird thats kissed me today !
what di you expect ? a handsome prince ??
I must have had too much to drink last night - the pond's gone.
Hey mon, don't worry - be hoppy
Vote Green
I used to be Prime Minister but then I kissed Winston!
A Princess in THIS neighbourhood? - I'm getting senile !!
Im bored. Anyone for leapfrog?
Wish I could be a tadpole again ...
High and dry and a little green - my name is Michael!
I Must Cut My Toenails
To jump or not to jump that is the question.
Darling, the Viagra is doing something strange to my feet!
Ohh a fly a fly my kingdom for a fly
Kermit decided that sitting on the dock of the bay beat catching flies any day.
Please kiss me. I will be yours forever. I will be your dream man by loving you, giving you lots and lots of money, flowers everyday, lots and lots of money, a maid to do the housework and lots and lots of money.
Ever since cousin Kermit married that pig, we've all been living high on the hog!
Make sure you get my best side!
wow ! its been a busy leap year
Hey!!!... through us the rope.. so I can be Toad away...!
You put your right arm in, your right arm out, do the hokey croaky.....
I wish that damn Bronnie would hurry up, I have money for ice cream!
Keep your dozy eyeballs off my legs,they are NOT on your menu,so there.
Just Lookin'
who loves you baby
Why didn't I kiss her and say I loved her lastnight, now she's gone away forever!
Vote for me..... (Authorised by the Green Party)
I used to think I was a handsome prince until I looked in a mirror !
I thought I kissed Winston too !
Ya mean, I gotta get wet????
The sight of that princess just made my eyes pop out!
The water's too cold!
Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let John Key kiss me after the joint leaders' debate!
Do my thighs look fat in this?
Was that a KISS?
Pass the sunblock quick I am going brown, I need to be green, green is good!
I may be green but I`m not cabbage looking!
I thought lovers leap was higher off the ground, and there was water underneath.
Oh my god - is that a French restuarant I see?
"You said my skin is turning what!!!?????!? . . .but I vote Labour . . .that would never do! "
Ever seen Kermit when he farts?..... He looks very similar to me.
sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy.
Woe is me!!
I had to be the shortest frog in the family, my legs don't touch the ground.
"Oah, you to me are everything, the sweetest thing I have seen oh baby, oah baby........"
I see the podiatrist is late again!! I really need these toads clipped.
by matureteddybear
Why am I waiting?
no one else coming on my own again here goes
Disastrous results were seen from adding human DNA to a Frog
no!! these legs are not fat enough to eat
Yup! Rains commin
Shoulda brought my book!
Life's good!
what a blooming cheek, she said she would love me tender.
by Jinx
come join me my friend,
be a friend till the end
I can wrap my legs around my neck
I've been sitting here so long, I've forgotten who I'm waiting for.
I thought they said " Flip, flap and flop" when going out in the sun!
That was some fly!
dont call me google eyes again, or i will really turn into a handsome prince
Ok I'm cool, I'll just sit here
As Burl Ives would say. "I'm a little green frog, sitting by the water..... Croak.... croak.... croak."
I got them ooolll' love sick greens.
Anyone for some ribbeting conversation?
How long did you say the nail polish takes to dry????
"Miss Piggy who?"
Anyone for leapfrog???
Basking in his world of wisdom.
Hey! Who stole my bathwater?
You too can look like this with steroids and swamp grass!
to leap or not that is the question
Hey Princess I am still waiting!
by big bird
I said I was auditioning for the Disney Channel, not Ready Steady Cook
"Sitting on the dock of the bay... wasting time...."
Michael Phelps, eat your heart out.
A frog he would a wooing go
Stop staring at me!!!
Waiting for Frog-o
I have lost my nail clippers !!!
Ho Hum, where is the sun when you want it!
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