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by nanabee 4th February 2009
Just wait a bit, we want one each.
Eenie, Meenie,Minie,Mo...........who gets to have a go !!!!!
"Okay, so you skulk here for a short while to lure them into a false sense of security, and then you pounce!"
4 into 2 doesn't go
Whose idea was it to become vegans?
"DirtyWhite and you Steely take the first stupid bird and Ginger and I will take the back one".
Let's fly! Hawks on the horizon!
Max, get the net.... Red,cover the rear....
Shhhhhhhhh! Quiet!!
Is it really worth the effort???
"They're the tiniest pigeons I've ever seen."
"I've told you before Ron, they're just FAR AWAY"
"They never travel in pairs, be patient and wait for the rest of the flock!"
Ginger says, "on the count of 3 lets all go together 4 against 2 are pretty good odds
Mmmmmm, Christmas dinner.........
wait for the starter gun now no cheating
Ok Tweets, Ive got them covered, that,ll give us 2 each
The pigeons say "Do you think we have distracted them yet?"
Yum! 'Rats of the Birdworld' here we come!
the cat on the far right side,thinking to the ather cats,move out my way,this is my dinner tonite,and i ant sharing.
WAit, wait, wait, wait...............................
So that's one order of Pigeon with fries and two cokes?
Whoever misses out on a bird..is cooking!!
If we casserole them they'll go further
On your mark get set GO!!!
Great.. Free Range Pidgeon Pie for Tea
Good plan, Ginger, they won't expect an attack from above.
A cat ass trophy taking shape.
Mum ! "Yes Dear" ? "Those cats are back again" "Well don't forget , they pounce, we fly, they slide clean off the roof and crash in a heap on the ground" ! "Okay Mum , Not the brightest cats in the Jungle are they" ?
cat on the right says to the others, "you guys just gonna stand there and stare, stand back and I'll show ya how its done"
I bags the breast, who want the leg
Two by four might not make ate
Guys, I've stained the deck, what do you think?
'A bird in the paw is worth two on the deck.'
How many cats does it take to catch two pigeons?
Remeber guys, its paws, claws, then jaws, ........ all for a good cause.
Who's cooking today?
Stand by for take off.
reckon they might have bird flue ?
"Hey Peter!"
"Yeah Paul?"
"You ever get that feeling you're being watched...?"
Finger (Paw) licking good
"Peeping Toms" ?
hey guys these are not real. theyre stuffed i say theyre stuffed!!!!
Not pigeon - not again!
Creamy go left, Shadow you go right and Gingernuts and I will attack from overhead.
The quartet was momentarily distracted by a couple of birds
purrrfect 4 pigeon pie
2, 4, 6, ate- pounce in don't wait
"Two for tea, and tea for four"
The other birds should be here soon, or we will be fighting over those two.
A room with a view.
Hey look. The takeaways have arrived.
"Do you think they've spotted us?"
who's has the bird brains now...as if we cant see them, eyeing us up for dinner.
pity we're vegetarian I guess this is the acid test of HOW vegetarian!
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