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by artistonholiday 30th March 2011
Although a quiet family, there were some issues.
Say "cheese" or I'll throttle you!
Although they were all smiles, he was still trying to come to grips with his new mother-in-law.
Daddy wore a dog collar and was a real bulldog of a man. Mummy could have done with a dog collar too because she was a real b----
Charlie Mansons family photo
The good The bad The ugly.......and the choking
a bit more to the right, the glue will set in a moment
Looking back over family photos, Janice finally accepted there were early signs her brother would one day become the Boston Strangler
Its funny ,the rest of the family seem o.k with it......
Mumma, don't let your babies grow up to be normal
There will be no atheists in this family!
Gosh Mother where did you find Dads groovy shorts to wear
I need to practice all the time to be a neck massager when i leave school. Not too tight i hope.
just wait while I put the head back on
I can't find a pulse!
A professional 'hit' often requires photographic proof.
Happy families.
The modern family: disfunctional or decapitated.
"Stop scowling Sis, or folk will notice our sibling rivalry went too far."
Just choking, Mother
OOPS! The photographer is back, smile, look natural.
What has he got to smmile about?
So then Mum, you haven't included any of us in your will ?
I told you that I would kill you if you made us sit for anymore family photo's.
"Seriously, don't move, my flies are down!"
Eventually the kids realised WHO had put the sexual suppressants in their cereal.
Belladonna
"I don't think I can hold my tummy in much longer!"
"I'll hide the join until the photographer has finished!"
For the next shot, if you don't turn your head to face the camera I'm going to strangle you.
Louisa1
I'm a hands on kinda guy
"dad for gods sake just tell mum you really do want her in the photo i cant hold her here all day"
Cynthia was pleased she had followed Trinny and Susanah's advice, no one ever commented on the ugly dress she wore in the photo.
Im sorry sir we have a problem with your photo , "whats the problem was it my shorts?"
Son,when I said 'get a grip',I didn't mean Mums throat.
I bet going to Uni is sounding pretty damn good to her right now.
Is my brother really going to do what I think he's going to do? And why is dad looking so proud? Are they in it together. Oh so many questions and too few answers.
Dad's wearing a collar,but Mum's is bigger,don't you think??
Is this photo taken in a cell block.......
Norman Bates's mother knew that she would have to be tough on him in later years to curb his maniacal tendencies.
Thanks, Photoshop! That head looks so much better than the original!
Well thats me and the missus, but who the hell are those kids ? ? ? ?
A different view of the Chokum Conference
Is this what happens when you Marry. Biggs
Keep hanging on Bro whilst the last photo is taken , then we can put her back in her coffin..
Look up, Look down, you owe me half a crown.
Minister of Health recieves adjustment from 1970 Chriopractor College Head boy, while observed by the Headmaster and Head girl, during her recent visit to the college
He is a Mummy's Boy.Tied to her neck,not her apron strings
YES Minister I WILL be Gentle!!!
Pity this blow up doll has a weak neck!
Oh Grief - The Wax Museum got it wrong!!
"Gottle of geer!"
"Well Dad, seeing as you haven't had many burials lately, you wont mind a little help in building up business will you?"
One, Two, Three--- Say Cheese !!!!!
"Bogart needed a little more practice in order to refine his Heimlich manoeuvre"
"Psst Dad, have you brushed your Hair?"
Fleetwood Mac
I WANT TO BE LIKE YOU DAD BUT I AM HAVING TROUBLE GETTING AHEAD
MUM , HE SAID LOOK AT THE BIRDIE NOT THE FLY
There was now undisputable evidence that Robert's only interest was the family jewels.
Dad was always very fond of his "Stubbies"
Son your mums like that Stubbie Im gonna have empty from the neck up
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The Heimlichs had a long way to go before perfecting Manouver.
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By the power of Christ I compel you to go to the fridge and get me and dad a beer
American family upset at mum for not wearing "red" after all me and dad are in "blue" and bettys in "white"
Chair person of the Bored get the squeeze by family member
Game of Cluedo solved it was the the vicars son in the family room and she was strangled
Blue collar workers put the squeeze on managment to allow them the right to wear stubbies.
They are the typical redneck family and he likes to prove it often!
Son pretends to strangle mother, while daughter tries to do it by the power of thought
Thanks Herbert, I felt naked without my necklace
Young Billy had plans for stepmum number 3...
Hey Bros, your tiny hand is frozen.
Told you it would glue back on.
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