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by glendap 2nd March 2011
My halo has slipped!
I am cutting my ties with you!
"So how's this for a ring of confidence?"
Oi ! you down there ..... be careful where you swing that thing !
Eye's watching what eye's can eat,so eyes am.I know eyes right.
Ohh YUK!!! Tastes funny.
Oh dear Lord here comes the ball!!
I'ts Sam Dunk not Dunk Sam !!
No one told me it was the ball that had to go through the hoop
Bad luck, my tongues stuck!!!
Bill Gates finds big hole in new Microsoft operating system
Family says time to cuts ties with Holey fanatic
Ring worm sending you loopy then ring ........
now thats what i call using your head
Mum said never to run with scissors, but she never said anything about jumping.
Who said white men can't jump?!
Great shot, Jimmy, well framed
I tried with a coathanger but it just couldn't fit.
The eyes have it.
Suddenly george realised his mistake, he was playing on the Junior court
nothing but net ....
Noooo! don't shoot till I cut loose
Oh no....my shorts are too big!!! They're slipping.......oh no!
Actor auditions for the lead role in the new Movie Slamdunk MIllonaire
Womens theory on Men can not multi task proven beyond a shadow of a doubt
Beam me up Scotty I'm the new face of Saturn.
No!!!!!!!!! Not here, not now, not in front of everyone!
The ball! What ball, where?
It was only at that very moment when Dufus realised the appropriateness of his name.
Wow she's a sight for sore eyes
Oops!! Didn't know you were down there, dear. Is it a sight for sore eyes looking up!
h oops
Maybe it wasnt such a good idea to combine the special olympics with craft time this year!!!
H E L P !!!
St.Peter I'm on my way .I've got a head start.
Cock o the hoop
Genetic manipulation expected with ring nett (neck) dove
He's got that Colgate ring of confidence
Brian obviously was'nt quite ready to play ball with the grownups!
Never, ever go full retard..!
Who is counting !
Forrest Gumps 39yr old son Bubba named after his best friend Bubba had his first game of Miniball today for the St George dragons year 5 , Bubba seen here was having a few problems with the height of the hoops.
His father Forrest was quoted as saying "my mumma always said God bless her sole " "never be frightened of whats ahead of you unless its bigger faster meaner and angry then boy your on your own"
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