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by L.J. 2nd December 2009
OH! OH!
cheap car dealership finds new way to install sunroofs by employing dodgy motorcyclist
At last, the Top Gear producers find a stunt where Jeremy Clarkson comes off worst.
Whoops, where's reverse ?
In this shot from our archives we see the 6 year old boy who would eventually become the man we know as Evel Knievel.
Oh my gosh, think I should have chosen a faster motorbike, or cut down on the cars!!!!!
Heeeeel "I've run out of juice
Uh oh, going downnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Born to be wild...
by Belladonna
Bugger , should have put some petrol in .
one down ,four to go woophee
I should filled up with HIGH OCTAIN petrol.
Rodney decided to fly in the face of the new ACC laws and take his new 60cc scooter out for a spin anyway.
Mabey i should have updated my will
my luck hasn't changed
I think I can! I think I can!
New motorbike: $1000. Helmet and safety gear: $400. Forgetting to put petrol in the tank: Priceless.
It's just a dream. Wake up damn you, WAKE UP!
Maybe a practise run wasn't such a bad idea!
knew I should have picked the Harley today...
It looked easy on T.V.
Beam me up Scotty!
Josh suddenly remembered what his father said to him that morning - "son don't forget to fill up on gas!"
Bugger!
Finding a carpark at Christmas is such a tight squeeze!
A note to ACC...This biker is not with us anymore so you don't have to worry about putting up the fee. The rest of us are not that stupid!!
In the old days we used brooms !
I knew I should hve had more Baked Beans
If at first you dont succeed try and try again, well at least till ACC rules change
ET still calling home - been travellin' 10 light years and nothin' looks like home yet.
Time to fire the rocket booster!
this wasn't part of the plan!
Oh Hell!!!!...I shouldn't have had so much lunch.
AH OH ! were's superman when I need him??????
This is gonna hurt!
I knew I should have drunk a can of that energy drink that gives you wings!
This seemed like a good idea back at the pub!!
So, i'm guessing i haven't beaten the world record then?
I must, I must, decrease my bust
If the ACC levy hadn't gone up my real bike would have cleared this easy.
I said my car and ford car not four cars
Yep,that is going to hurt.....
It's amazing what you can achieve with Photoshop these days, isn't it!
He always was a demon, but this time he's a litle (c)rusty perhaps
Am I there yet?
"You can't park here!" "Why not? What could possible happen?"
If at first you don't suceed, then motorcycle flying is not for you.
This looks so much easier on tv!
Now I know why you throw out undies that are ripped...
Take that ACC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My putt putt wont putt putt anymore.
wow, I knew I should have planned for five cars, I thought he said there would be four. Oh well too late now. You didn't see me ding his roof did you? must have been a UFO
Are you watching!!!!! Im Not !! My eyes are tight SHUT!!!!!!
Was that an Antique Triumph by any chance, oh crap
If he had tried the stunt in daylight he would have realised it was a disability park.Now he will be joining those poor folk too.
this is what happens when the budget is cut
Oops I'm not as good as dad - Evil Kineivel where are you?
"To hell with the tyres! I needed more air in my leathers!"
What are looking at me like that for?
Spielberg announces long-awaited sequel to ET... The star creature is now a teenager with his own 'wheels'.
It's just not my day.
I should have stuck with my own bike. Better the devil you know, than the devil you don't.
Need the rocket assist NOW
Ha ha tricked you, It's an optical illusion
..and that's how the Triumph Stag becam a convertible.
How do I reverse out of this?
The entertainment extravaganza at our local show hit an all- time low.
Oh dear i should have gassed up at the last petrol station
"Oops, revs low, down I go!"
Before I die I just want you to know, that i give you permission to put this on america's funniest home videos
Watchu lookin at Willis?
I wonder if I can get my Angel Wings BEFORE I get dead.???
A warning for those of you who's eye test is overdue :-P
"Was that a dream I had a bigger bike, AGHHHHHH!
I think I should have asked the car owners first, I do hope they are insured!
Rodney's counsellor told him to redirect his pent up feelings but this wasn't quite what he meant...................
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